@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way*
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
"i want a cartoon created by a woman!"
"I want a story with a sizable cast of great women!"
"I want a show with fat representation!"
"i want a story with POC representation!"
"i want a show-"
One direction has potential to be so much greater but they have such a shitty team behind them that holds them back it’s so sad
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS THE SECOND VINE BY THIS GUY AND I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND I THINK ABOUT THIS VIDEO 25 TIMES A DAY AND I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON I AM LOSING MY MIND
you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
what happened when i entered the internet world
I can’t not reblog this, it’s my life in a gif.
no this is warped tour